March 2012
The Absolute Funniest Posts!: me: okay if i go to... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can…
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Anonymous asked: ha. do you accept nudes from followers?
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Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
funniest10k: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Rich people food:
skollrous: Poor people food: Feels so good to be poor :D
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Anonymous asked: I hate that you ignore my compliments to you
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
trick-s: Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You  should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.  If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I  would build a _______ just  for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.  We could __________ under the stars.  Love,  _______________  (P.S. ______________.)
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: So I saw this last night and before I could even process what I was doing I made this Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
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February 2012
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Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
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WatchWatch
eurytale: cuntatr0n: dazzlingscene: hihowsyourlife: numbsex: i cant stop laughing omfg PH MY GOD LOL I’M DEAD This is too much LOL HAHAHA this is epic. ^
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Anonymous asked: virgin, my balls. you're as wide as a thai hooker and we all know it.
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Anonymous asked: lmfaoooooo Kingsley's face
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